Wednesday, March 15, 2006

The Madness Recipe

I know of a perfect way to drive yourself crazy.

Step 1: Think of something that you wanna do, BADLY.

Step 2: Tell yourself that you cannot do it.

Step 3: Constantly wanna do that thing that you wanna do BADLY.

Step 4: KEEP telling yourself that you cannot do it.

Step 5: You cannot tell anyone about it.

Step 6: Start getting angry.

Step 7: Repeat steps 3 and 4.

Step 8: Continue being angry, and realise the only thing you can be angry at is YOURSELF.

Step 9: Tell yourself to sleep, hoping that everything will be fine after that.

Step 10: Cry.

Step 11: Sleep.

Step 12: Wake up and realise you are still fucked up and stupid.

There you go.
You are a crazy bitch like me.
Congrats.
Thank you, raging hormones.

3 Comments:

Blogger Yours Potatoly said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3:47 PM

 
Blogger midnitejo said...

i js had my crazy moments last nite...excatly like wat u says up der..i din follow u ar..i js read urs 1 minute ago..i linked u without ur permision..gomeneh..hope u dun mind..

8:32 AM

 
Anonymous WRXsti said...

well, its perfectly alright to feel that way once a month for some ladies........ :)

young lady, i think u need someone to "lighten" up your life........like what Wendy suggested,"if you are like bored, go fall in love or something. :) It's a pretty nice feeling"

start open up your "goldfish eyes" and look for targets.....i mean right now!!!

11:00 AM

 

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