Friday, March 24, 2006

To: YueYun

Dear Yun,

Even though:
- you still owe me my last birthday present,
- you are still as chubby as 12 years ago,
- you are my best friend and yet we meet each other like..ONCE A YEAR,
- your nenes are bigger than mine and I'm not happy about it,
- I still dunno whether you can see my beautiful face properly with your small small eyes,
- you haven't play the piano with me for a long long time...

I STILL REMEMBER YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Ain't I the bestest best friend or what?!?!

女人,

Happy 22nd Birthday!!


Have fun today and every other day!

Muacks!

Shuyin

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

好笑

Kelvin asked me to check out this site called MyHeritage.com some time ago.
Apparently the hype over this site happened for quite a while. Paiseh ah, I abit slow.

It has this thing called face recognition, where you upload a picture of someone, and they'll generate the results of who he/she look like.

The original pic:


















Look at the outcome:


















Maggi Cheung. Ok la. She's pretty. Hehe.

He looks like Geri Halliwell.
*clears throat*

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Out of 10 generated celebs, 9 are female. =D

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Ugly? Me?
















Ya. Quite.
Wanyi too.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

不要打我.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

The Madness Recipe

I know of a perfect way to drive yourself crazy.

Step 1: Think of something that you wanna do, BADLY.

Step 2: Tell yourself that you cannot do it.

Step 3: Constantly wanna do that thing that you wanna do BADLY.

Step 4: KEEP telling yourself that you cannot do it.

Step 5: You cannot tell anyone about it.

Step 6: Start getting angry.

Step 7: Repeat steps 3 and 4.

Step 8: Continue being angry, and realise the only thing you can be angry at is YOURSELF.

Step 9: Tell yourself to sleep, hoping that everything will be fine after that.

Step 10: Cry.

Step 11: Sleep.

Step 12: Wake up and realise you are still fucked up and stupid.

There you go.
You are a crazy bitch like me.
Congrats.
Thank you, raging hormones.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

I'm such a loser.

Wanna go watch NUS's Stardust semi-finals this Friday, but I can't think of anyone to accompany me.

Why like that?!

我的猪朋狗友们,invite me if you are are going and don't mind me tagging along leh!

Really feels like loser who got no friends. Bleah.

p/s: Miss Dang, you should know very well why I got no mood to update la! Don't be rude ah! See you next week.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

恭敬不如从命

林正朋是gay.